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CRYPTIDS
VOLUME I
LOCH NESS · 57.3229° N, 4.4244° W
CRYPTIDS — VOLUME I
SOMETHING HAS SURFACED
LOCH NESS MONSTER
Introducing CRYPTIDS, a brand-new ADVANCED collection inspired by the legendary creatures lurking just beyond the unknown. Every drop uncovers a new cryptid, complete with exclusive flavors, collectibles, and gear. Your first encounter begins now...
RECOVERED FORMULA 001
A FLAVOR PULLED FROM THE DEPTHS
LOCH NESS LAKE WATER
The first Cryptid has emerged. Loch Ness Lake Water is an all-new FOCUS flavor featuring crisp, refreshing light blue raspberry with something mysterious hiding beneath the surface. One sip, and you'll believe the sightings.
LIGHT BLUE RASPBERRY
MYSTERY FLAVOR
RECOVERED · IN STOCK
VOLUME I — FOUR ARTIFACTS
THE FIRST SIGHTING
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ARTIFACT II
THE VESSEL
Carry something recovered from the depths. The Loch Ness Monster 40oz shaker combines the first Cryptids tarot design with an oversized everyday vessel built for long sessions, long days, and unexplained expeditions.
CAPACITY
40 oz
COORDINATES
57.32° N 4.42° W
FINISH
RECOVERED · IN STOCK
$49.99
IITHE VESSEL
ARTIFACT III — SUBMERGED ARCHIVE
WEAR THE LEGEND
FRONT
BACK
Loch Ness Monster Tarot T-Shirt
$24.99
Size
Color
RECOVERED · IN STOCK
ARTIFACT IV
NOT EVERY SIGHTING IS TERRIFYING
A friendlier creature was recovered from the expedition. Add Nessie to your bottle, laptop, desk, or cryptid evidence board.
$4.99
$4.99
$4.99
$4.99
EXPEDITION DOCUMENT 001-A
CRYPTID FIELD REPORT
ADVANCED ARCHIVES — CRYPTID DIVISION
FILE 001 · VOLUME I · SUBMITTED BY FIELD TEAM 7
- CRYPTID
- Loch Ness Monster
- CLASSIFICATION
- Unconfirmed
- REGION
- Scottish Highlands
- DEPTH
- Unknown
- FIRST SIGHTING
- ADVANCED Cryptids, Volume I
- FLAVOR PROFILE
- Light blue raspberry + classified
- THREAT LEVEL
- Undetermined
Sonar returned a mass of unexplained density at redacted meters. Sample recovery produced a stable formula. Handwritten note in margin: IT FOLLOWED THE LIGHT.
THE WATER IS QUIET AGAIN
But the ADVANCED Cryptids archives have only just opened. Secure Volume I before the next creature is discovered.
VOLUME II — UNLOGGED
LOCH NESS LAKE WATER
$44.99
