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CRYPTIDS
VOLUME I
LOCH NESS · 57.3229° N, 4.4244° W
CRYPTIDS — VOLUME I
SOMETHING HAS SURFACED
LOCH NESS MONSTER
Introducing CRYPTIDS, a brand-new ADVANCED collection inspired by the legendary creatures lurking just beyond the unknown. Every drop uncovers a new cryptid, complete with exclusive flavors, collectibles, and gear. Your first encounter begins now...
RECOVERED FORMULA 001
A FLAVOR PULLED FROM THE DEPTHS
LOCH NESS LAKE WATER
The first Cryptid has emerged. Loch Ness Lake Water is an all-new FOCUS flavor featuring crisp, refreshing light blue raspberry with something mysterious hiding beneath the surface. One sip, and you'll believe the sightings.
LIGHT BLUE RASPBERRY
MYSTERY FLAVOR
RECOVERED · IN STOCK
VOLUME I — FOUR ARTIFACTS
THE FIRST SIGHTING
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ARTIFACT III — SUBMERGED ARCHIVE
WEAR THE LEGEND
FRONT
BACK
Loch Ness Monster Tarot T-Shirt
$24.99
Size
Color
RECOVERED · IN STOCK
ARTIFACT IV
NOT EVERY SIGHTING IS TERRIFYING
A friendlier creature was recovered from the expedition. Add Nessie to your bottle, laptop, desk, or cryptid evidence board.
$4.99
$4.99
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EXPEDITION DOCUMENT 001-A
CRYPTID FIELD REPORT
ADVANCED ARCHIVES — CRYPTID DIVISION
FILE 001 · VOLUME I · SUBMITTED BY FIELD TEAM 7
- CRYPTID
- Loch Ness Monster
- CLASSIFICATION
- Unconfirmed
- REGION
- Scottish Highlands
- DEPTH
- Unknown
- FIRST SIGHTING
- ADVANCED Cryptids, Volume I
- FLAVOR PROFILE
- Light blue raspberry + classified
- THREAT LEVEL
- Undetermined
Sonar returned a mass of unexplained density at redacted meters. Sample recovery produced a stable formula. Handwritten note in margin: IT FOLLOWED THE LIGHT.
THE WATER IS QUIET AGAIN
But the ADVANCED Cryptids archives have only just opened. Secure Volume I before the next creature is discovered.
VOLUME II — UNLOGGED
LOCH NESS LAKE WATER
$44.99
