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CRYPTIDS
VOLUME III
BLUFF CREEK · 41.4297° N, 123.7033° W
CRYPTIDS — VOLUME III
SOMETHING IS IN THE WOODS
BIGFOOT
CRYPTIDS heads west. Volume III opens on a logging road in Northern California at eleven in the morning, full daylight, no cover story. Exclusive flavors, collectibles and gear, recovered a hundred yards off the trail.
RECOVERED FORMULA 003
A FLAVOR FOUND OFF-TRAIL
BIGFOOT BERRY BLAST
Bigfoot Berry Blast is FOCUS flavor built on wild mountain berry picked off the ridge, with something cooler running underneath it. Bright, clean, and gone before you can photograph it.
Sweet Strawberry
Ripe Watermelon
FOCUS BLEND
FOOT JUICE
CAFFEINE
SUGAR FREE
RECOVERED · IN STOCK
VOLUME III — FOUR ARTIFACTS
THE THIRD SIGHTING
ARTIFACT II
THE VESSEL
Carry it out with you. The Bigfoot 26oz shaker is built for long hikes, long sessions, and ground nobody has mapped properly.
CAPACITY
26 oz
COORDINATES
41.42° N 123.70° W
FINISH
RECOVERED · IN STOCK
$49.99
IITHE VESSEL
ARTIFACT III — TRAIL ARCHIVE
WEAR THE TRAIL
FRONT
BACK
Bigfoot Forest Crewneck
$39.99
Size
RECOVERED · IN STOCK
ARTIFACT III-B — BACKCOUNTRY ISSUE
BUILT FOR THE COLD MORNINGS
FRONT
BACK
Bigfoot Hoodie
$49.99
Size
RECOVERED · IN STOCK
ADOPT A BIGFOOT
The expedition came back with a friendlier version of him. Put Bigfoot on your bottle, laptop, desk, or cryptid evidence board.
$5.00
$5.00
$5.00
$5.00
EXPEDITION DOCUMENT 003-A
CRYPTID FIELD REPORT
ADVANCED ARCHIVES — CRYPTID DIVISION
FILE 003 · VOLUME III · SUBMITTED BY FIELD TEAM 7
- CRYPTID
- Bigfoot
- CLASSIFICATION
- Unconfirmed
- REGION
- Bluff Creek, Northern California
- STRIDE
- 6 ft redacted in
- FIRST SIGHTING
- ADVANCED Cryptids, Volume III
- FLAVOR PROFILE
- Wild mountain Strawberry + Watermelon + classified
- THREAT LEVEL
- Avoidant
Daylight sighting. Eleven minutes of clear visibility and not one usable frame. Plaster cast taken at redacted meters shows a flexible mid-foot no boot can fake. Handwritten note in margin: HE LOOKED BACK ONCE AND KEPT WALKING.
THE FOREST IS SILENT
Whatever walked through is well gone. The ADVANCED Cryptids archives stay open. Secure Volume III before the next creature is logged.
VOLUME IV — UNLOGGED
BIGFOOT BERRY BLAST
$46.99
