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CHEWED ZEBRA STRIPE

nobody asked for this. we did it anyway.

Chewed Zebra Stripe
APRIL 1ST ONLY
FOCUS FORMULA
$34.20 $69.69 nice.

The striped gum that lost its flavor in 11 seconds - now it's a focus formula. And the flavor actually lasts. 40 servings. Zero sugar. Zebralicious.

40 SERVINGS
0g SUGAR
69000% ZEBRALICIOUS
SOLD OUT

that was fast. y'all are unhinged.

since you missed this one — here's 20% off our Easter drop.

USE CODE: ZEBRA20
SHOP THE EASTER DROP

golden caramel egg is still in stock. for now.

"why does this actually taste good"

— literally everyone

"i thought it was a joke until it showed up at my door"

— you, probably

"corporate said no. we shipped it anyway."

— ADVANCED HQ
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